A while back a friend of mine in Pennsylvania sent me an email with the following piece that made me chuckle. I hope it does the same for you:
Reverend Sven and Pastor Ole
Reverend Sven was the pastor of the local Icelandic Lutheran Church, and Pastor Ole was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:
"Da End iss Near! Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It's Too Late!"
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash... Rev. Sven turns to Pastor Ole and asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out'?"
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