Da End

A while back a friend of mine in Pennsylvania sent me an email with the following piece that made me chuckle. I hope it does the same for you:

Reverend Sven and Pastor Ole

Reverend Sven was the pastor of the local Icelandic Lutheran Church, and Pastor Ole was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:

"Da End iss Near! Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It's Too Late!"

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash... Rev. Sven turns to Pastor Ole and asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out'?"